We must get him out before daybreak.

Well, and that's the thing with these night walkers here, isn't it?

You know, a little bit of sunlight, poof!

They go up in flames.

I've never gone poof, but it's okay.

Not yet.

The vampires are always like, oh, I'm a vampire, I'm immortal, I'm whatever.

Well, okay, how about you go be immortal at brunch?

TBTL.

Is the length, the shagginess, the anything can happen,

but frequently nothing does nature of a lot of popular podcasts?

Is that a bug or a feature? All right, this guy ran with Thaddeus Finkz. He was one of the eight balls in Mukie Kramer in the eight ball. I don't know, this doesn't sound like anything. He played the alto sax with a kink in it. She was a shake dancer. She did the hoochy kutch. And, uh, uh, uh And right on you, midnight, cowboy.

That's not a thing.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

You don't need us telling you that it's bad.

My name's Luke Burbank. I am your host.

Everything you're about to see is my real voice. Coming to you once again from Washington,

District of Columbia, in the shadow of the White House, the Smithsonian, and importantly for our

purposes, the Kaiser Family Foundation. What a fun, sexy time for you.

Where I once again,

Jimmy Stewarding a bunch of people who are just at their job and have absolutely no idea,

some podcaster is over here doing his job,

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