#4597 The Right Amount Of Panic

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke was scheduled to appear on a local TV station in Portland this morning, but he ran into some trouble on the way. Meanwhile, Andrew went full Tim Robinson as he tried to get answers from a possibly shady business. Speaking of television, they also discuss The Chair Company and Pluribus, two shows that they're both watching right now.

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0:00.0	Baby, have you ever wondered, wonder whatever became of me?
0:07.6	I'm living on an imaginary radio.
0:12.6	I'm living on the TDTL.
0:16.6	TBTL.
0:24.6	This is the part where I'm supposed to do the whole intro thingy. You know, I just came here to hit dingers and have a good time.
0:27.6	It's about it.
0:29.6	This is a show four dogs.
0:31.6	About dogs.
0:32.6	Starring one dog.
0:33.6	And one dirty dog.
0:34.6	Expect to feel several bone tremors and be perceived by all around you to be a disgrace.
0:40.3	The comedy factor speaks for itself.
0:43.3	It's just painfully obvious.
0:45.3	It's, yeah.
0:46.3	It's an unfulfilled prophecy.
0:48.3	It just has to be played out.
0:50.3	Oh, this is fantastic.
0:52.3	I've been waiting for this moment for months, and it's finally here.
0:57.7	Well, all right. Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show
1:02.8	that just might be too beautiful to live. Get on the magic carpet and ride. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your
1:08.4	host. I can't believe you're still on the air. Coming to you from the South Waterfront of Portland, Oregon today, where we bought a zoo.
1:16.5	I am surrounded by animals right now.
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