Five, six, seven, eight.

Trident gum is the chew as gum.

Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth.

Your teeth are bones that live outside.

They hang from your lips like bats.

Oh, outside bones!

Outside bones!

Never forget teeth outside bones!

They bones that you wash, and when you're a kid, they fall from your head.

And to make things less weird, we say they got stolen by a demon

that your parent know.

Trident!

In lieu of my usual audition piece, that was a jingle for gum I just made up.

TBTL.

I consider myself to be an absolutely dead center, normal, average American.

Well, my friends are just beside themselves

that I'm going to get to work with the COBRO.

Oh, God, no, please, just, just a cobra.

Let's face it, some people have away with words, other people.

Not have a way, I guess.

The man or beast that I run from ain't been born, and its mama already dead i know those words but that makes no sense

hey do you think you could be my funniness mentor i can definitely be your funniness mentor well all right

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