We have to get our story out before Graham runs her version.

Now, I know it's a lot to ask. If we take down the woman who runs the network, we could potentially lose our jobs.

But why did we become journalists, if not to uncover the truth and use it to change the world?

You know what? I'm in.

You know what? I'm in, too.

Graham is mean A-F. That's a Twitter term, which I can only assume stands for mean as Frankenstein.

There is another term, DTF.

Don't touch Frankenstein, to which I usually just reply, WTF.

Won't touch Frankenstein.

Right, so we're all in. T-T-T-T-T-L.

Guess what day it is?

Guess what day it is?

It's Friday, Friday, gonna get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekends.

What do you guys doing? Is this a hose job? Were you hosing me down? Dude, you host yourself down. You hose yourself up and down. Oh, now I hoised up and then. What do you want me to do? I don't care. Yeah, get a job. Oh, get a job? Yeah. Just get a job? strap on my job helmet and squeezed down into a job cannon and fire off at the job land!

Where jobs grew on jobies!

That was really, really, really terrible,

but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes.

It happens like once, or twice,

or three times in every life, twice i mean one or once let's get to the jokes

all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a friday edition of tv t all the show that

just might be too beautiful to live give me that my name's name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

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