#4572 Corny On Main

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn’t so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke’s childhood memories of running free through grocery stores and the neighborhood at large.

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0:00.0	Hey, Julia, can you say TBTL?
0:04.0	Oh.
0:05.0	T?
0:06.0	B.
0:07.0	B.
0:08.0	T T T L.
0:11.0	Oh.
0:13.0	Oh.
0:14.0	Kaka.
0:15.0	TBTL.
0:17.0	Have you ever been vaccinated for chickenpox or measles?
0:23.6	This is like a vaccination, but for your brain, it hurts at first, but it makes you better.
0:30.6	I was skeptical. It seemed too good to be true. I'm so glad I tried it.
0:35.6	Okay, no sounds, no sounds, just words.
0:38.5	No, I need words, not silence. Just give me words.
0:41.9	His lips are softer than the baked potato I practice on.
0:45.0	But just like that potato, he turned out to be rotten.
0:48.7	That went slightly better than the worst that could have possibly gone.
0:52.4	Things are going to start happening to me now.
0:56.6	Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TVTL, the show.
1:01.7	It just might be too beautiful to live.
1:04.4	Welcome to the internet.
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