#4571 They Cats, They Birds, They Figure It Out

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Andrew had a complete freakout yesterday over a text he sent Luke. Meanwhile, Luke has been editing and re-editing his Yelp Review Of A Lifetime. And Andrew’s neighbor sent a carefully crafted note to the neighborhood email chain that he thinks he appreciates.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, well, well, if it isn't the big time hot shot lawyer man.
0:08.0	Oh my God, I do not have time for you.
0:11.0	Yes, sir, we both have busy schedules, so I'll make this quick.
0:14.0	A shot mince words with you for long. I am challenging you, sir, to a duel.
0:20.0	I accept.
0:25.6	Are you serious? No, I accept your challenge.
0:27.6	Do you want time to think it over?
0:29.6	No.
0:30.6	Nope, not at all.
0:31.6	What time were you thinking of dueling?
0:33.6	Any time is good, really.
0:36.6	I don't have... You don't have time, because you would have to go out and get a proper gun. No, I have a gun. I actually keep one right here in the drawer. You got one right there? I don't even see it. I like to keep it loaded because you never know who's going to walk into a law office these days. Safety first. So, let's rethink some things.
0:55.7	TBTL.
1:01.0	Good afternoon and welcome to Judgment City.
1:04.4	You've just had quite a little journey, so for now, relax and enjoy the ride.
1:08.3	I swear, every time this guy talks, all I hear is a turkey goblin.
1:11.5	You look like Matlock.
1:13.0	No, I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as Matlock.
1:17.0	It's not great.
1:18.1	It's fantastic.
1:19.9	You totally undersold it.
1:21.8	The pageantry, the costumes.
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