#4573 "We're Going To Get It Done!"

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It's family day on TBTL! Luke's brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to talk about serving the Mariner's manager at a Seattle restaurant last night, on the eve of the biggest Ms game in decades. Then Luke's mom, Susie B., pops in to answer your questions!

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0:00.0	My whole issue is why would y'all name them woodchucks if you know they can't chuck wood?
0:04.5	Like, what's the purpose of that? And then to add insult to injury, you make a whole tongue twister or nursery rhyme talking about the very thing that you know they can't do. Talking about if they could chuck wood. You know they can't. You know they can't. So why are you talking about it? And then you got everybody else talking about it, making them the butt of the joke. The craziest part about all of this is that woodchucks can do a whole bunch of other things with wood. And yet the one thing that everybody is focused on is the fact that they can't chuck it, even though that's what their name is. They never said they could. So why would y'all call them that? Like, no, they never said they could, y'all said that they were woodchuckers. So now they got to get made fun of because what y'all called them, they can do so many other things, but y'all want to focus on what they can't do. I don't like that. I don't understand that. To be honest, that feels like a whole motif for how people go about looking at your skills and the things that you're good at. That's like being like, oh, okay, well, you know, you can't dunk, but, you know, if you were
0:57.1	taller, like, how would your vertical be?
0:58.9	You know I can't dunk.
0:59.8	So why are you even asking me that?
1:01.1	I don't have the statistics or the data to answer that question.
1:04.6	Why can't we focus on what it is that I can do?
1:09.0	TBTL.
1:15.6	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is?
1:16.6	It's Friday.
1:18.6	Friday.
1:19.6	Gonna get down on Friday.
1:21.6	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:24.6	Well, what are you?
1:26.6	I'm a chicken lady. Can I get your beer? Would you like to just drink out of the toilet? A beer. Okay, I should yourself. No, definitely. Yeah. Literally no. Yeah. Yeah. No. For sure. No. Yeah. Do you have monkeys running around the house?
1:45.2	No, they have their own house.
1:47.1	I don't even know what that means.
1:48.3	No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
1:50.8	In 1971, Bill Greta invented Microsoft.
1:53.9	Wouldn't it be cool if I can remember my dingus password for my email?
1:59.6	Well, all right.
2:01.1	Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just
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