#4570 Deuces With Dignity

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous “Crying Mariners Fan” to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M’s playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of them feeling uneasy and a Seattle Times Rant & Rave column for the ages.

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0:00.0	Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.
0:05.0	I'm not gonna cry about my pa.
0:08.0	I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it.
0:11.0	Why, Michael?
0:12.0	So you can fly away from your feelings.
0:16.0	You can keep them bottled up, but they will come out, Michael.
0:19.0	Sometimes in the most unexpected...
0:22.6	Hey, what are the f***?
0:24.5	My hard-boiled eggs!
0:26.6	TBTL!
0:28.9	I know I come on strong, all right?
0:33.5	I radiate power.
0:34.5	I can't help them.
0:35.3	The employees at Trader Joe's.
0:36.9	Heaven sent. They are saints. They were made in a lab. The manners. And when they say, how are you? I'm like, I'm not well. And they're like, we've biscotties. Trees. They're all around us, but who gives a shit? 56 pounds of beef. that corresponds to, I don't know what, five or six year old kid.
0:57.2	What podcast are you talking about?
1:00.2	The TBL.
1:03.3	TVTL.
1:07.3	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. A good podcast helps you connect the dots. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. L.O.L. Laugh out loud. Oh, M. Oh, my God. WTF. Why the face. Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia where...
1:28.5	Oh, ma, pa, it's just beautiful.
1:31.7	Absolutely is a spectacular October 7th.
1:34.7	Blue skies.
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