Young polar bear comes home from school, true story. And he says, mother, am I really a polar bear? She says, of course you're a polar bear. Go to bed. He comes home the next day. He says, Daddy, you really a polar bear? He says, of course I'm a polar bear. Good night. This goes on for weeks, for months. Were your parents polar bears? Were their parents, are, am I, in fact, a pure-bred polar bear?

The father finally says, enough.

Why do you keep asking us these questions?

He said, because I am fucking freezing.

TVTL.

Good evening, and welcome to the pre-taped call-in show, where we tape all our shows a week in advance.

I'm your host, Ken Doral, and let's try it again.

Okay, so now we have two Catch-22 situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that? How about Catch 44?

Ooh, Daddy's gonna dish out some daddy discipline as a fellow daddy I approve.

Stop saying daddy. You've got a Papa Bear. Hmm. I actually kind of like that one.

A lot of energy, a lot of motion, a lot of fun, a lot of high-fiving, a lot of smiles.

You see what happens, Larry?

You see what happens?

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

This way to the cafeteria.

Well, all right, hello.

Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show.

It just might be too beautiful to live.

You've been living in the monkey house.

My name's Luke Burbank.

I'm your host. As Jay would say, he's got flow.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio,

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