Let me see it? Is it cute?

Yeah, so cute.

Send it to me?

Me too.

Okay. Look what I just posted. Brunch with these two dum-dums. Oh my gosh, so good. Is this good? I said Sunday Fonday with these idiots. Yeah, that's good. That's great. So cute. Okay, okay, so cute. Look what I just posted. crap with these sacksacks of sacks. If they died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. So cute. Wait. What the hell? Look, you called me a dumb, and she called me an idiot, so... Yeah, when you post a pick up yourself where you look really cute, then you have to say something a little self-deprecating, so it doesn't look like you're just bragging. Oh. All right, this is good. Slopping down some pig with these fat sacks, and I'm the fattest of them all.

If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear.

Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.

No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. Bay.

Jesus, Brenda.

All right, I got ya.

Gulping down some pig with these bags of meat.

Sunday, fun day with these pig gus, hope nobody gulps us.

So, are we the pig gits or the bags of meat?

Okay, let me try another one.

Sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hog.

They're mad because I won best hog at the hog

snarffing contest but I'm not mad because we're all loads of beef sitting on the side of a

highway getting our butts sucked by flies I tagged you both in that why why are you guys

bullying me TBTL maybe he saw his reflection and thought,

mm-mm, mm-mm, I'm flying in hot for that haughty.

It's like your own mini garden, and well, now that you think about it, it's kind of fun, seeing how good it grows.

It's kind of like, you know, kids. Like, it's kind of like, you know, kids.

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