#4564 Man Chases Squirrel

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke checks-in from the Twin Cities, where he’s going to farmers markets, alarming restaurant patrons, and writing strongly-worded letters to the editor.

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0:00.0	I was watching a football game, and I'm sitting on my couch,
0:03.0	and I was going to get some of the drink out of the refrigerator.
0:05.0	Right when I get up, one team kicked off to the other team.
0:08.0	And before I could get back, the guy ran a hundred-yard kickoff return, and I missed it.
0:13.0	The guy ran 100 yards before I could get three to maybe four yards.
0:19.0	. could get three to maybe four yards.
0:31.4	That guy also had 11 people really trying not to let him run 100 yards.
0:34.3	I didn't even have an Ottoman in my way.
0:35.3	It was wide open.
0:38.3	TVTL. All right, you ready?
0:42.3	Yeah.
0:43.3	Okay, Beagle?
0:44.3	Beagle.
0:45.3	Bogle?
0:46.3	Bogle.
0:47.3	Bogle.
0:48.3	Okay, we ready to do it fast?
0:50.3	Yes.
0:51.3	Okay, Beagle, bogle, booggle, booggle.
0:53.3	Bigel bottle. Um, maybe try one cooler and faster and louder and better and less insecure and more just cool.
1:09.0	Wait a minute.
1:10.0	I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you. For the sake of customer service, try to chill out, my mom. My dear, I don't know why you insisted on my doing this rigid broadcasting. Oh, well, it'll soon be over. I hope so. All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL the show.
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