#4566 A Cry For Yelp

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Luke just composed “the Yelp review of a lifetime!” after some shady shenanigans by the world’s grumpiest HVAC company. He and Andrew also discuss One Battle After Another in detail now that they’ve both seen it. (They save the movie talk for the very end of the show, with plenty of warnings for listeners who want to avoid spoilers. Movie talk begins about one hour and twenty minutes into the podcast.)

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0:00.0	Punt slingers, we come up with pun names for your business. We don't do do doggie daycare, hair cutting places, or foe. Oh, Italian restaurant, okay. That sounds good. Where are you going to be located? Okay. Get your number. Okay, Gij, Italian restaurant. Great. All right, so, what do you got Gij? You know, could be construed as controversial, but it's a great restaurant name. Planned Pizza Hood. Oh, nice.
0:24.0	Yeah. restaurant great all right so you got gij you know could be construed as controversial but it's a great restaurant name planned pizza hood oh nice yeah yeah
0:24.9	love it um I thought of pizza Paul and Mary love it that's good
0:30.4	thinking let's do you think more in the Italian thing Venice the menace
0:35.6	crust me like trust me?
0:39.3	Out of Parms' way.
0:40.3	Oh.
0:41.3	Right?
0:42.3	That's really terrible.
0:43.3	Yeah.
0:44.3	I've got one.
0:45.3	What about spaghetti museum?
0:47.3	Spaghetti Museum?
0:48.3	Is that a pun?
0:50.3	Lord of the pasta rings.
0:52.3	How about that?
0:53.3	Wait, what was it again?
0:55.0	The movie is The Hobbit.
0:56.0	Okay, I've got a movie one.
0:58.0	Five easy pizzas.
1:00.0	TBTL.
1:01.0	Excited to be here.
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