#4554 Tee Shots & Terrible Towels

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke catches Jon Sklaroff up on his weekend golf outing, while Jon catches Luke and listeners up on the progress he's making on the TBTL-A-THON thank you gifts.

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0:00.0	About nine years ago, I managed to convince myself that I was nine years old.
0:05.0	Every day I walk out into the street, I see things as a nine-year-old would see them.
0:10.0	Does that make sense?
0:11.0	Yes and no. I mean, you're...
0:13.0	What are you sat on?
0:15.0	A bed?
0:16.0	That's not. It's a bouncy bounce.
0:18.0	Bounty bounce, okay.
0:19.0	What are those on your feet?
0:22.5	They're shoes.
0:35.1	They're not, they're chew, tubes. I mean, how else do you live like a nine-year-old? I mean, you're drinking. You're drinking alcohol? This is an alcohol. This is wee-wee. Wee. You can do this, really. Stand up. Okay. Okay, come on. Shake it off.
0:36.6	I mean.
0:37.9	That's it.
0:38.7	I feel silly.
0:39.2	I know. No, no, no, no, no, no, come on.
0:40.6	You're nine years old. It would be nice to not care as much about what other people thought. It's the best. I'm Michelle. I'm Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Misson. Me too much up on the bed. I'm the bouncy bounce. Get off there.
0:54.9	What?
0:55.6	Come off there.
0:57.1	Not on Daddy's bouncy bounce.
0:59.0	You know this.
1:00.0	TBTL.
1:05.2	The first part of being smart is knowing what to do.
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