Ah, the... Hoekstraten, you are Spinal Tarp? I'm Janine Plessoppoena. This is Spinal Tapp. I'm a mistake. I'm Lieutenant Bob Hoekstrat, and welcome to Lindbergh Air Force Base. This is your gentleman's first visit to a military facility? Fine, may I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here? We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre, the rock and roll and something of the exciting things that are happening music today. And let me explain a bit about what's going on. This is our monthly at-ease weekend. It gives us a chance to kind of let down our hair, although I see you all have a head start on.

These haircuts wouldn't pass military muster, believe me. Although I shouldn't talk, my hair's getting a little shaggy too. Better not get too close to you, they'll think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course. Shall we go in and I'll show you around? Walk this way, please, right through here. Did you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas City calls himself four Jackson and a Jill?

They've been at a Ramad Inn there for about 18 months of year. right through here. Did you ever run into a musical group, works out of Kansas City,

calls himself four Jackson, a Jill.

They've been at a Ramad in there for about 18 months.

If you're ever in Kansas City

and you'll want to hear some good music,

you might want to drop by.

T, B, T, B, T, L.

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?

Guess what day it is?

It's Friday.

Where are they?

Gonna get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Who are you?

And how did you get in here?

I'm the locksmith.

And I'm the locksmith.

Quite a lot of them are uncooperative.

Some of them have had a little bit to drink and smart Alex.

They swear at you, they tell you to get lost, mind your own business.

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