#4555 Private Parking Problems

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Broadcast Barry stops by to share secrets of his business success, including buying sandwiches for Very Angry Garbage Collectors.

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0:00.0	How do I act so well?
0:04.0	What I do is I pretend to be the person I'm portraying in the film or play.
0:13.0	Yeah.
0:14.0	You're confused.
0:15.0	No.
0:16.0	It's definitely simple. Case in point.
0:18.0	Lord of the Rings.
0:19.0	Peter Jackson comes from New Zealand and says to me, Sir Ian,
0:21.6	I want you to be Gandalf, the wizard.
0:24.6	And I say to him, you are aware that I am not really a wizard.
0:31.6	And he said, yes, I am aware of that.
0:32.6	What I want you to do is to use your acting skills to portray the wizard for the duration of the film.
0:41.3	So I said, okay, and then I said to myself, hmm, how would I do that?
0:48.3	And this is what I did.
0:51.2	I imagined what it would be like to be a wizard,
0:55.0	and then I pretended and acted in that way on the day.
1:02.0	Yeah. And how did I know what to say?
1:08.0	The words were written down for me in a script. How did I know where to say? The words were written down for me in a script.
1:11.6	How did I know where to stand?
1:13.6	People told me.
1:15.6	You see?
1:16.6	Yeah.
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