Apparently a person's name actually influences who you grow up to become.

Like, if your name's Dennis, you're slightly more likely to become a dentist, it's true.

You're attracted to things that sound like your name.

And like Larry's are more likely to be lawyers. I thought about it.

My name is Joe. One letter away from joke.

I was like, oh my goodness.

And the more you look for in the world, the more you see it. One letter away from joke, I was like, oh my goodness.

And the more you look for in the world, the more you see it, Bernie Madoff, don't give that guy your money.

Last name's Madoff.

I looked up the guy who started Craigslist.

First name's Craig, that's spooky.

Wow. One are the odds?

Andre the Giant was seven feet tall.

Yeah, last name was the Giant.

T-Btm.

TbTM. Ask your question?

Well, possibly.

The hell am I doing here?

Is that the question?

What was the question, sir?

The man or beast that I run from ain't been born, and his mama's already dead.

I think we're pretty heavy on the bad news right now, so maybe just sprinkle in some positive, a spoonful of sugar and such.

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