#4511 Turning Water Into Wifi

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Luke is at war with a luggage company (and, by proxy, Adrienne Brody.) Andrew tries to help by summarizing the plot of Joe Vs The Volcano to the best of his ability.

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0:00.0	You call that a knife? This is a knife. That's not a knife, that's a spoon. All right, all right, you win. I see you've played knifie spoonie before.
0:14.5	TBTL. Please understand that nothing personal is intended here against anybody.
0:23.4	I don't hate these artists.
0:24.5	I'm not trying to say that God hates them.
0:26.3	And I'm certainly not trying to get you to hate them.
0:28.3	It's funny.
0:29.2	It's not like a regular ha-ha sitcom.
0:31.6	There's no laugh track.
0:32.8	There's no audience.
0:33.9	Very stylized.
0:34.9	It's about a bunch of guys in Seattle.
0:36.7	Targets, targets.
0:37.8	Don't bully me, all right?
0:39.5	I can't take it.
0:40.6	I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night.
0:43.8	Watch out for that first step.
0:45.3	It's a doozy.
0:50.3	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
0:57.4	Oh, la la.
0:58.4	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:00.2	Notice me, Senpai. Notice me.
1:02.9	Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia where we may touch 100 today.
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