Staff and I went out to go see Minions, Rise of Gru.

And I just have to say it is fascinating to learn the history of how grew rose to power.

If you don't know Minions, they're these old yellow guys.

Denim overalls. They speak in a kind of gibberish language.

Yabababobo, Dabi Bebo, Bonina.

Minions is a prequel to the Despicable Me franchise.

Rise of Gru is a sequel to that prequel.

Essentially, the minions will seek out the most despicable person they can find,

in this case grew. And just got to thinking, who in our society would have minions if they were real?

And are they real? And where can I find them?

And how despicable do I have to be against them?

Well, say on our show, we will be answering all those questions and more.

I will be attempting all manner of heinous acts in order to court the millions.

Will I be successful?

Find out when this American life returns.

Stay with us.

TVTL.

One thing, I have no shame before another mortal.

All my shame is between myself and Christ.

I never dropped my eyes to another human beer.

It's like the most requested thing when I asked my Facebook

what you guys want to see for me.

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