#4508 A Boy Named Zoo

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Luke introduces Andrew to a 25-year-old U2 video that stars John Madden and a frustrated place kicker. They also discuss Luke’s adventures in (and trying to get to) Manhattan, KS. And Andrew might pet a dog later today.

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0:00.0	Most people are sleeping too much.
0:02.3	So how much should we be sleeping?
0:04.3	Honestly, we shouldn't really be sleeping at all.
0:06.5	Wow.
0:06.9	Okay.
0:07.2	Okay.
0:07.4	That's interesting.
0:08.2	Sleep should be treated like a treat.
0:10.3	Like Sour Patch Kids or cigarettes or something.
0:12.8	Exactly.
0:13.6	Yes, like cigarettes.
0:14.7	I'm glad you said that.
0:15.5	It's a once in a while.
0:16.6	Maybe you're a social sleeper.
0:18.1	When's the last time you slept? The last time I slept was about eight months ago.
0:22.8	I was stung by several swarms of bees simultaneously.
0:29.3	To me, there's nothing worse than when multiple swarms are organized and working together.
0:34.1	Yeah.
0:34.3	Unfortunately, nobody could see me because I was covered by the swarms.
0:38.6	And so it just sort of looked like, you know, a mound with a bunch of bees on.
0:43.2	Sort of a writhing mound of bees.
0:44.3	Exactly.
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