#4507 For The Greater Glory Of Toomgis

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Andrew begrudgingly admits that a listener was right about something. Luke speculates on Oliver Stone’s football fandom. And one of TBTL’s favorite babies gets surprisingly political.

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0:00.0	Hey it's Steve here and I got a big surprise. Here we go folks. It's paper towels.
0:04.0	Put your hand on it, wipe it around. They're perforated. They come right apart.
0:07.0	Crumpled into a ball, throw up in the air, it comes right back down.
0:10.0	Oh my gosh, you spilled some water? No, not anymore. Paper towels. It's a kite.
0:14.0	Put a string on it, fly it's a kite. Paper towels. It's easy. You can tie it in and not. It's still there. Table's clean, kind of. Hey, hey, you can call for your friends.
0:22.6	Hey friends, come over.
0:23.6	I got paper tiles.
0:24.6	If you got two, fold this in half, put in your pocket, save it for later.
0:27.6	This one, boom.
0:28.6	This is for the car, the house, your backpack.
0:30.6	Paper tiles.
0:31.6	You'd be saying I got a good grade in my test with best friends. Papua T. TBTL.
0:39.3	Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
0:45.3	I just want a picture of a goddamn hot dog.
0:48.3	I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time.
0:52.3	Not long at all.
0:53.3	I mean, maybe 10 minutes or,
0:56.0	um, okay, or maybe 15
0:58.2	is also good.
1:00.2	All right, Bozo, thank you.
1:01.3	I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now.
1:02.7	It's like my new thing.
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