45: Tanning Salons in Huntington Beach, CA
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2019
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
It's Alex's birthday episode and we certainly made the most of it. We discuss killing penguins and the miracle of childbirth, all while Alex intimately sings the praises of Scrub Daddy. Listen to your Podcast Messiah and his sister as they take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, the sound of spring cleaning. |
| 0:03.6 | Steam clean your way to brighter bathrooms |
| 0:06.6 | and sparkling kitchens with the carcass deen cleaner. |
| 0:09.6 | You'll be done before you know it, |
| 0:11.6 | with more time to pitch your feet up. |
| 0:14.6 | Find your carcass deen cleaner |
| 0:16.6 | at carcature.co.uk or a carcass retailer. |
| 0:20.0 | Fever tree Mediterranean tonic water. |
| 0:23.0 | Ffff. |
| 0:24.0 | Maled with zesty lemon time |
| 0:26.4 | from a small family farm in Provance. |
| 0:29.0 | And essential oils from herbs that grow in the Mediterranean sunshine. |
| 0:34.0 | So, if three quarters of your G&T is a Fever tree tonic, |
| 0:39.0 | maybe it's time to call it a T&G Fever tree, mix with the best. |
| 0:47.0 | Oh, that takes me straight to the med. |
| 0:50.0 | Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. |
| 0:55.0 | A podcast featuring real reviews written by people |
| 0:59.0 | who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 1:03.0 | Between you and me, |
| 1:05.0 | I wanted to like this podcast, |
| 1:08.0 | but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 1:26.0 | Happy birthday. |
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