Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Boy howdy boy howdy it's no longer your birthday how does it feel? God was at the

last episode was my birthday episode. It feels like so long ago. Like years. God. Now

you're so elderly compared to them. I feel it. I feel it in my bones. Welcome to the

beach to sandy marathon. It won't be a marathon for you. Unless you're

bingeing this year's time in which there are probably plenty of episodes left.

Yeah we are recording four episodes in less than two days. Yeah it's really

questionable. It's because we don't plan things ahead of time. Not really that

well. We happen to be going on trips. Yeah and they happen to like lap up so

that literally within a 12-hour period one of us will be leaving town and

one of us will be arriving. Like they are just back to back for the mostly the

entire month of October. So we realize this maybe a day before I left on my trip

and we were like well we have this 36-hour window in which to record a

month's worth of episodes. Let's do it. Let's do it. So if we sat increasingly

defeated over the next or maybe we'll go like deranged. There's multiple

directions. That gets pretty good though. I think maybe it'll go the opposite. Well

that jet lag episode. There's one where you're jet lagged. I think we went off

the rails at times. Oh after Austria. And I think in some ways it was

wonderful but then I saw one review where they're like in that specific

episode it seemed really well. You guys weren't clicking. It's like fuck you. I'm

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