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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Don't know what a runza is? Don't listen to us, because we think it's a hot dog bun sewn shut and filled with questionable ingredients. We don't have personal experience because we don't even know where Nebraska is. Thankfully, the good people of Nebraska tell us filthy animals what to really expect. Hop on Alex's wedding gator boat, or on Christine's log-like hide, and we'll take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Think You Know Disney Plus? Think Again?

0:05.0

Stream everything from family adventures like us.

0:09.0

We look at dogs! Speak!

0:12.0

Hi there! Look!

0:14.0

Good dad dog, just say hi there.

0:16.0

To explosive action like the old man.

0:19.0

Hey kid, it's me. They found me.

0:21.0

You want to tell me again?

0:23.0

Think You Know Disney Plus?

0:25.0

Think Again.

0:26.0

18 Plus subscription required, season C's apply.

0:56.0

Dry Nights. Search Dry Nights for a free sample.

1:27.0

Hello and welcome to episode 44 of Beech 2 Sandy Water 2 Wet.

1:32.0

The podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

1:36.0

My name is Alex. And I'm Christine.

1:38.0

What's our theme for this week?

1:40.0

Apparently NPR voices.

1:42.0

Oh yeah.

1:43.0

Our theme this week was Runzes in Lincoln, Nebraska.

1:47.0

And I did a lot of work on it.

1:49.0

I was just going to do a lot of work on it.

1:51.0

I was just going to do a lot of work on it.

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