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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

If you had to choose one person to represent our planet in an interplanetary meeting, who would it be? How do you make an elopement still feel special? Why do I have to take math classes? What would you include in a museum to educate people alive in 2070 about what it was like to be alive in the 2020s? Why do you see weird shapes when you rub your eyes? Is an alligator a fish? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Complexly podcast.
0:09.6	Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John.
0:12.2	What is I prefer to think of it, dear John and Hank?
0:14.3	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to abuse advice
0:17.2	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbled and John.
0:19.9	Yeah.
0:20.5	The astronauts of the Artemis II mission have reported they found some crazy arachnids on the moon.
0:26.5	Oh.
0:27.2	They're calling them lunatics.
0:29.7	Hmm.
0:31.6	It's all right.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:34.2	I am happy to be here with you, John.
0:37.1	I don't know when.
0:39.3	I have no idea when this episode is coming out as we are recording it.
0:43.2	So we record, because John's going to be out next week, et cetera.
0:47.8	So we record some out of order.
0:50.2	But today is the day that the rocket is theoretically taking off.
0:54.9	Yeah.
0:55.2	At like 6.23 p.m.
0:57.5	Well, I wish you all the best with that.
0:59.5	I hope that it gets to the moon.
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