You're listening to a Complexly podcast.

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or is that prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.

It's a podcast where two brothers try to answer your questions,

giving you some advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John, when Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon, he said, I am

Buzz Aldrin. First man to walk on the moon, kneel before me. Well, second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me. Well, yeah, but yeah, just the first, aside from Neil before me.

I think, I don't like to workshop your jokes.

I'll workshop it.

I think it's two revisions away from being a really good dad joke.

It's there.

It's almost there, okay.

Speaking of revisions, I am deep, deep in edits for Hollywood ending my new novel that comes out September 22nd,

and I do not have time to make this podcast. But I'm going to, out of respect for you and our listeners,

and especially out of respect for one particular listener, who I want to mention here at the top of the podcast. You know, Hank, we have a top, top podcast for teens, top podcast for elderly people. Of course, a hit exercise podcast and a hit sleep podcast. But did you know that we have a hit migraine podcast, according to Tiffany, who writes, Dear John and Hank, since you all have been discussing the different types of hit podcast you are, I wanted to let you know that you're my migraine podcast.

Treating my migrains usually involves lying down in a dark room for a while. But I don't want to sleep because it'll totally screw up my sleep schedule. Enter dear Hank and John. You all hit on just the right balance as silly and serious. Well, thank you, Tiffany. Sorry about your migraine. Sorry about your migraine. and I'm glad that we don't do a million-dollar idea anymore.

That probably wouldn't help.

No, it's too loud.

It's too loud of a segment. Sorry about your migraine, and I'm glad that we don't do a million-dollar idea anymore. That probably wouldn't help.

No, it's too loud. It's too loud of a segment. Oh, God, the editing is overwhelming, Hank. It's so,

it requires such intense concentration. Oh, interesting, because right now in my expert reviews,

it's really not that way. It's just like, scroll, scroll, they have a comment. I read the comment. I change a line. Scroll, scroll, they have a comment. I read the comment. I change a line. It's great. It's like the best thing that I've ever done in the writing experience because it's just like, you mess this up, fix it.

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