43: Antique Stores in Portland, ME
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2019
⏱️ 61 minutes
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We're heading to Maine on the Gossip Train! We're stopping at the Charles Inn for a ghost made breakfast. Then we'll tour the basement where Stephen King lives, butchering the name of the town while we do it. Enjoy calming episodes of Antiques Roadshow as we pull into our final stop: the future burial sites of Alex & Christine in Kaneohe, Hawaii. So hop on and let our conductor, Gearshift Gambino, take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Whether it's a barmy day on the beach or a vibrant night in the city, elevate your indulgence |
| 0:08.6 | with the new Magnum Sunlava, with thick white chocolate and velvety coconut ice cream for |
| 0:15.7 | the day and the new Magnum Star Chaser, with cracking chocolate and popcorn flavor for the |
| 0:23.0 | night. |
| 0:26.0 | The pleasure is always on. Magnum, true to pleasure. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by people |
| 0:39.8 | who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:43.7 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:56.0 | Good afternoon. |
| 1:07.0 | This is episode 43 of beach to sandy water to wet. |
| 1:11.3 | It is. Our theme this week was antique stores in Portland, Maine. |
| 1:15.5 | And what our podcast is is a thing where we talk about reviews from the internet and |
| 1:20.0 | of people who write them. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, I guess that's important too. |
| 1:22.8 | My name is Christine. |
| 1:23.8 | I'm Alex. |
| 1:25.3 | And all of us trying to break her way through the barricade. |
| 1:27.3 | We set up. |
| 1:28.3 | All right. |
| 1:29.3 | Honey. |
| 1:30.3 | Well, your challenge this week was to find a review of a cemetery by someone who's already |
| 1:36.3 | bought their plot. |
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