#4385 Bar Keepers Situationship

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew process their feelings after a very tough day of very awful news. They also discuss the unstoppable force known as "anxiety cleaning," and Luke gets some good news about Dick Butkus.

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0:00.0	We have an amazing relationship.
0:02.0	We both have so much in common.
0:04.0	We both love soup and we love the outdoors.
0:10.0	We love snow peas and talking and not talking.
0:27.6	We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
0:30.6	TVTL.
0:41.0	This thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's overweight let me take off
0:47.3	my assistant skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides, ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
0:54.8	Do not put that on the imaginary radio show.
0:57.6	Hey, I've learned a lesson here,
0:59.3	but I hope you all have, too,
1:01.5	about the vitality of shared experience.
1:04.9	We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives.
1:08.3	It was dramatic.
1:09.1	It was visual.
1:09.9	It was stupid.
1:10.7	It was stupid, but it was also theater. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was also theater.
1:13.3	Ooh, fancy.
1:17.2	All right, hello. Good morning. And welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:25.7	These are the best Cajun Chicken nibblets I've ever had.
1:28.2	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:29.3	I am your host.
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