#4384 You Could Have Banned It Longer

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke was on TikTok when it went dark this weekend, and his feelings about the app might be shifting. He and Andrew also discuss their pal, Chris Hayes, being portrayed on Saturday Night Live. And Andrew's addiction to the NFL playoffs is creating more scheduling problems.

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0:00.0	What are you doing in here?
0:01.6	Getting away from the bad news.
0:03.4	I was trying to, you know, realign myself.
0:06.4	You know what I'd like?
0:07.6	Uh-uh.
0:08.3	I'd like to be cryogenically suspended.
0:11.9	Yeah.
0:13.0	And then be woken up in the future?
0:14.5	No, never wake up.
0:15.5	Just stay suspended.
0:18.9	Are you drunk?
0:19.8	TBTL
0:21.6	You keep hiding from shit in the world
0:27.6	And eventually the world comes to your front door
0:29.8	Nice
0:31.0	That's very nice
0:32.4	I heard on an episode of touched by an angel
0:34.4	Whoa, watch out says that bird
0:36.2	Ew, it's got a snake
0:37.2	Oh, it's chasing a jackal.
0:38.7	Oh, my gosh.
0:39.9	I'm sorry, all right?
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