#4386 Caricature Study

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is excited to see that there's a new Hollywood Squares on CBS, but he has a lot of questions. He and Luke also swap stories about their experiences with caricaturists.

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0:00.0	If an alien abducted me, took time out of his day, his or her day, to beam me up into a spaceship.
0:11.1	Just me, not anybody else in the neighborhood.
0:14.6	I would make love to them because that means I was chosen, special.
0:20.0	They didn't just beam up Sally next door
0:23.0	because she was out in her yard working.
0:25.6	They beam me up out of my own bed
0:27.5	as I'm relaxing playing Candy Crush.
0:32.7	So if they took the time to specifically pick me
0:35.8	out of all these other humans that are around me.
0:39.5	Yes, I'll make love.
0:40.7	That shows effort.
0:43.4	Unlike these people on Tinder, who the only thing they want to do is scam me and catfish me and extort money for me.
0:53.9	You never know.
0:55.0	An alien might make such good love to you.
0:59.1	You might fall in love with an alien.
1:02.5	And I'm not opposed to that.
1:05.2	TVTL.
1:10.0	Well, well, here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time.
1:16.2	Dude, the craziest thing happened to me this morning. I got in my car, turned it on, had the radio on the alt station, and the song playing was freaking rabid jangle. I sh-h-you-not.
1:29.3	Blue my fucking mind.
1:31.3	By the way, I'm a dentist.
1:32.3	Okay, so I read body language very, very well.
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