Listen, wife's going out tonight. I'm going to have the guys over. We're going to watch the fish on the big screen. I'm going to grill up some brats.

I got a micro brew chilling in my wet bar and I was going to warm up some Ziti.

Why don't you come by if you got some triple-fried pizza dough or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is,

you can warm it up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home bring it over pipe and hop and if you want to bring over a vegetable medley a crudette figure out how much lunch meat you can spare

maybe bring over pound and a half two pounds of black forest ham maybe a dejan mustard spread

any kind of dessert maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that I tell you what

would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie, alamoid.

I'm talking about ice cream on the side. Right. And you have got to have a bite of my

homemade Zidi. I'm just going to warm her up. She's been in the freeze. Uh, thanks for the

invite. You know I love her those hot mozzarella sticks. Cube them up, put them in some

marinera sauce. You have them on standby. Of course, you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion so long as you bring ridged chips.

Yeah.

TBTL.

Okay, T-Bone.

Time for some serious crunching.

I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life.

Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.

It's 10 o'clock in the morning. I'm in the Charleston Town Center Mall and I think I'm the first one in this bathroom this morning. It's perfectly clean.

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