#4351 Flock My Life

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are both hot off respective trips to the doctor's office, where Andrew advocated for himself and Luke met the coolest doctor in the world. Andrew also finally has a bucket list item and a gripe about neighborhood road signs.

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0:00.0	Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpsons merchandise.
0:05.0	Bart Scampson. He is quite a scampson.
0:09.0	Scampson.
0:10.0	Bart Scompson.
0:12.0	Scaw? Like the music, ska.
0:14.0	Scah.
0:15.0	Scah.
0:16.0	Scah.
0:17.0	M-gat-M-Gat-M-Gat-M-Gat-a-M-gat-a-mgat-a-mgat-a-mgat-you know, scat, I can start with scamp, misspelled. You don't know scah?
0:21.9	In all your education, you've got to go to law school and everything,
0:24.6	and judge school or whatever it is you go to, and you don't know the word scah?
0:27.2	Welcome to America, friend.
0:29.0	I do not have a problem in general with bootleg Simpson's merchandise,
0:32.7	but this is the worst pun ever.
0:34.3	It's a thinker. You got to think about it.
0:36.6	TBTL.
0:45.1	For the next little while, it's going to be you and me together alone.
0:50.7	I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off and really concentrate on what we're going to do.
0:52.1	Who do you see when you look in the mirror?
0:55.0	Daffy Duck. I have a picture of him taped in my mirror. Okay, what do you see next to Daffy Duck?
0:57.0	Ryan Gosling.
0:58.0	Hey, Lloyd!
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