I said a hotel in Los Angeles.

And when I got back, I realized I left my toiletry back at the hotel in Los Angeles,

and it was a really nice one, sent to me by the Cartoon Network, had cartoons all over it.

I wanted it back. I called up the hotel. I was in room 318.

I left my toiletry back. It's got cartoons all over it.

Guy's like, oh yeah, we found that. I was like, great, can I get it back?

He's like, can you describe the cartoons?

Did you think I was calling you on the off chance?

That someone left behind the toilet

bag with cartoons on it

like I'm in the market for one

don't know where to find one

so I'm calling hotels all day long

hoping for a miracle

maybe got an anonymous tip

some guy comes up to me in an alleytown

don't ask who I am but

if you're in the market

for half a bottle of dandruff shampoo

and

five dusty Viagras,

call this hotel

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