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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4326 Cocaine Mirrors And Beer Dogs

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about the water parks of their youth, from Turtle Beach to Wild Waves. They also pour an oily cup of coffee out for the Starbucks Oleato, a drink idea that never stood a chance.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I need a little treat for the gang, something to win their affections back.

0:04.0

Back?

0:05.0

Why is that, Michael?

0:07.0

Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.

0:10.0

Oh, did you do this on purpose?

0:12.0

No, I was being negligent, but she's in the hospital, she's fine, recovering nicely, tiny little crack in her pelvis, but she will be up in...

0:20.0

Yes, it was on company property with company property. So double jeopardy. We are fine.

0:28.0

I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. Oh, right, I'm sorry.

0:34.0

What is, we're fine?

0:36.0

T.B.T.L.

0:39.0

Before we go any further, I need to know if there are any hidden

0:45.0

recording devices in the room. I will find out if there are.

0:49.0

I'm sure you would. But there's none, because that would be stupid of us

0:52.0

and we're not stupid.

0:52.9

Silly move.

0:54.0

It's a no.

0:55.0

Well, that should take care of those two evil geniuses for a while.

0:58.2

I hope that they've learned their lessons that computers are built by people, for people, to help people, not to control us.

1:05.6

Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheet?

1:07.8

W.W. This and W.W. That. Let's

1:11.0

W.W. explain it. I just might have talk of... that's

1:15.0

a

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