Anger is like flatulence isn't it?

In so far as it's far better to let it out in increments than to let go with one humongous rattle? Oh, well yes, yeah.

Inasmuch as losing your temper is about transferring that anger

to those closest to you.

Well, you farting in the face of the person you love, aren't you?

If you ask the police, they will tell you that most murders are committed by a friend or relative

that the victim. They take place at home in the office on public

transport in the jacuzzi. Are we still talking about murder? I hold my hands up, the last three examples were specifically farting.

TBTL.

Hey welcome to my show everybody. I know you did pay $100, but here, here's $100 back to you.

I'll tell you another thing, once you step inside this circle the weather never

changes it is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain, always.

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely

conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase

detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

You're hungry, you're confused, your face is streaked with dry tears, you don't even remember

when you started crying.

Let's get to the jokes.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL.

This is the show.

It just might be too beautiful to live.

That's one of the five dumbest things I've ever heard of a human being saying in my entire life in any context.

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