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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4327 A Tripping Tan Mom With A Freaked Out Friend

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

It's the 2024 TBTL Halloween Spooktacular! Genevieve joins Luke and Andrew to discuss her best and worst Halloween costumes over the years and to help Luke brainstorm ideas for his own getup tonight. And we hear from Tens of listeners who share their own hair-raising tales of ghostly presences and messages from the beyond. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Video posted to YouTube Wednesday shows a man pouring milk on himself and running through Walmart wearing nothing but shoes, socks, and a Halloween mask.

0:10.0

Well, first question I would have would be why.

0:13.0

You know, why would they want to do it?

0:15.0

TBTL.

0:18.0

Desc that man of me again.

0:23.0

Well, I already told you, Lieutenant.

0:25.0

He was big and ugly, like a monster in the movies.

0:29.0

One more vampire joke, and I'm going to walk right back there, go into my coffin, and I'm not coming out, okay?

0:34.4

We may have created a monster in a lab.

0:36.4

It's not a monster. It's a cyborg that can kill without remorse. You gotta like, like, like, say something before you touch me.

0:47.0

I'm sorry, I've failed you both as a scary monster and a friend.

0:55.0

Well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a special Thursday

1:02.2

edition of TBTL.

1:04.0

The show that may be too

1:08.0

spooky to live.

1:10.0

It has been Halloween and the week before the election for five years now.

1:15.0

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you today from Chicago, Illinois, the notably scary city of Chicago, Illinois.

1:24.2

I went down to one, I was scared half to death.

1:27.8

And we have a special TBTL production for you today.

1:31.8

By the way, it's episode 4,327 in a collector series.

1:36.0

Let the fun begin.

1:38.0

Today because it is Halloween we are going to turn it over largely to you the listeners and let you tell us your scary stories.

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