I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like five days, and the third

day seemed like a week again, and the fourth day seemed like eight days.

But the fifth day you went to see your mother

and that seemed just like a day.

But then you came back and later on the sixth day in the evening when we saw each other that started seeming like two days.

So in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days.

So at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days.

And the six day seemed like a week and a half.

I have it written down but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. T. T. T. B. L.

Guess what day it is.

Guess what day it is! It's Friday!

It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!

There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned. I don't

kiss for example 24 hours before a performance because kissing makes your lips

mushy and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion. Actually you know know I can email you or you know you can email me at

Split2 at splitnetnet but one's my father may be sad to see him go be nice to get my hands on that handle

All right. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Get on the magic carpet ride.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I'm above being bothered. The only person who can destroy my peace is myself.

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