Hi and welcome to T.J. O. Pooter Toots. We are sure to have the

rootness touteness puteness good meal. I'm Faith and I'll be your food gal.

Tonight's drink specials include sex and a hamper with or without milk and putting shots.

Our dinner specials include the angry Mexican.

I don't need to hear the specials.

I want two orders of the deep fried curly ribs

and giggling scoundrel for the lady

and a side of the atomic liver crisps.

Would you like some pooter balls with that? What kind of meat is in that?

It's pooter meat with a taste that's oddly familiar.

TB-T.L.

We are living in the midst of a podcast boom.

When the guests are compelling and the conversation covers the complete drum kit, the hands of the clock disappear.

And I feel as if I've enjoyed an actual secondhand human experience.

You know, you're overthinking it, buddy. You know, just kind of see this is a fun thing to do where you make a little bread.

And remember, your choice of font says more about you than the words it's written in.

If you're feeling bold, always italicize. And don't be afraid to let your

freak font fly.

Are you even listening to our story?

Yes. Well, listen to this. We have a story to tell. So listen and write it down.

All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of

TB T.L. the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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