#4297 Coffee, No Cheese, Hold The McGriddle
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2024
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Andrew's inability to properly use drive-through windows is nearing a breaking point, as is Luke's addiction to McDonald's cookies. They also discuss the evolution of TikTok and Luke's adventures in hot tub buying.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury as you prepare to go back and deliberate I would just like to take one more opportunity to let the evidence speak for itself. |
| 0:10.0 | They say a picture is worth 2,000. This one's worth at least 2,000. |
| 0:18.0 | This one's also very good. It's framed quite well. |
| 0:20.0 | Could arguably be upwards of 3,000 words. |
| 0:24.0 | This one, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not here to lead you astray. |
| 0:27.5 | This photo is a little blurry. |
| 0:29.0 | This one's worth about 25 words, maximum. |
| 0:31.0 | But if you take a look at this one, this is actually a photo of me, I'm not sure how this got in here, but I look great. You can see here I cut my ex-husband out of it. This one might be worth no more than 25 words or so. Here's the defendant |
| 0:46.6 | again. Not a great photo, 50 words, Max. This is actually me a further after the divorce |
| 0:51.8 | when I've got a bit more color back in my face and my smile is |
| 0:54.9 | reaching my eyes. That's about 9,000 words. You can see that I'm really coming, I'm turning my life around, |
| 1:00.1 | I'm coming back from the heartache in this one. I can't I can't show you that |
| 1:05.2 | photo. If you do if you add up if you do the if you add up and do the mouth of all the |
| 1:10.9 | photos there's a lot of it's a lot of words in here. I'll give you a chance to look those over. |
| 1:16.2 | Take a good look at those. Actually, could I have the one of me and my ex back? |
| 1:19.9 | It's a really nice photo of me. I need this for a dating profile. |
| 1:24.0 | TBTL. |
| 1:27.0 | I'm shaken, my time was shaken, my head was shaken, my arms were shaken, and my legs, my feet too. |
| 1:38.0 | Well, he bit all the he-dogs and winked at all the she-dogs. |
| 1:42.0 | The town never knew such a hula-beloo as that little dog raised |
| 1:46.4 | till the end of that day. |
| 1:47.8 | Oh, I see. Dirty monkey not okay. But dirty Monkey Dance? |
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