I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy because she used to say Harlan Pepper,

if you don't stop naming nuts, and a joke was of course that we lived in pine nut.

And I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

So I'd go to see, she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling. I'd say peanut, hazel nut,

cashew nut, macadamian nut, that was the one that was sent her into going crazy. She said, you stop naming nuts.

Pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural all natural white pistachio nut.

I know, which isn't nut, but it's also the name of the town.

TB T.T.L.

I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time.

What, you think I'm dressed to talk?

I'm dressed to party-hardy like an MC Skat-Cat.

I don't know what you guys are up to and I certainly don't know what butt hurt means.

Well if it makes you feel better I'd rather be up here with you than down there with those

teenage people with their means and their hashtags and drakes.

Dusty man.

Well, all right.

Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

This is where the good time has happened.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. See how I come to work?

Coming to you from Rochester, New York. That's right. The Flower City,

aka Castle Town, nestled amidst the Finger Lakes here and up to you.

All the way from the Finger Lakes.

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