And now deep thoughts by Jack Handy.

Maybe in order to understand mankind,

maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself, mankind.

Basically, it's made up of two separate words, Manck and I'm. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is

mankind.

TVTL! Now I don't know much about this podcasting business, but let me tell you there's something about this

show that just gets me hooked. These guys have a way of talking that's like having a chat with your

neighbor over the backyard fence. Just like the drop says I cannot contain my joy.

I don't think I've ever related to a drop so much right now.

It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement.

You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, and the it that you heard was the things

that these people just said please clap.

All right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Welcome to the internet.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I am your host.

I like turtles.

Coming to you from the Madronah Hill

Studio perched high above the mighty Columbia where we are on day nine of 75 hard.

And let me tell you my body is not adapting to the liquid intake if you made it all

the way to the end of yesterday's show I don't think I've ever been as Kurt with my dear friend

Andrew as I was because I was very close to having an accident to wetting myself.

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