All right, well let me try and help you a little bit here.

Why don't you tell me something you say in when your speech is,

and I'll fix it for you.

I'll help you out.

We only have six years to reduce fossil fuel emissions

to keep warming below 1.5 degrees Celsius.

I didn't sound like a lot.

It's a catastrophic amount of warming

when it happens over the whole planet and stays that way for a long time.

It means melting of glaciers and ice sheets,

changing forest cover, changing ocean circulation,

currents to slow down, corals to bleach, trees to die, sea levels to rise.

Here's what you should say.

Hey, hey everybody, you know your house?

Your house is about to be part of the ocean and all your pictures, pictures with you and your

buddies, that's going to get wrecked by ocean water. And a shark could swim in there and eat a picture of your daddy.

Try that.

T.B.T.L.

Jokes do some.

Do some.

Okay what makes you laugh?

Comedy.

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