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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4255 Wristy Business

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Andrew got some very surprising news at the doctor's office yesterday, and it might mean he has to do some actual work this week after alll. Luke traces his own health history as a youngster, including the time he thought he had ruptured his appendix but just gutted it out.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The boy is on YouTube so much he knows more about YouTube ads than his own school work.

0:03.5

Okay that's not true. What's five times five? I have no idea. What's truicity?

0:06.9

Truicity is not insulin. See what I mean?

0:08.8

You don't think? Trueicity is a once-week injectable medication to improve blood sugar in adults with type 2 diabetes.

0:13.4

What can you tell me about George Washington?

0:14.9

Not a single thing.

0:15.9

What can you tell me about gold bond men's lotion?

0:17.9

You talking about gold bond men's lotion with skin strengthening protein and seven intensive

0:20.7

moisturizers to make dry skin look healthy?

0:22.3

Tell me about Benjamin Franklin. I can healthy? Tell me about Benjamin Franklin.

0:23.4

I can't.

0:24.4

Tell me about Wayfair.

0:24.8

They offer free two day shipping on thousands of products.

0:26.7

Recite the beginning of the Declaration of Independence.

0:28.8

You know I can't do that.

0:29.7

Resite the beginning of a Sky Rizzi ad.

0:31.4

I have moderate to severe chrome disease. But now they're Sky Rizzi ad. I have moderate to severe crown disease, but now if they're Sky Rizzi, and you're just significant

0:35.4

symptom relief for Sky Rizzi, including less abdominal pain and fewer bowel movements have four weeks.

0:41.4

I don't get your point. You don't get my point. My point is you should pay more attention in school than you do on you two. I pay attention in school. No you don't. And I barely watch you two. Okay, when is Independence Day? Okay, nobody knows that. And when shouldn't you take C. Alice? How would I know that?

0:54.4

Okay, still, you get my point. I'm kidding, do not take C. Alice if you take nitrates for

0:57.6

chest pain because it could cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.

1:00.3

TBTL.

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