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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4254 The Franklin Glint

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew announce the details of the upcoming TBTL Live Show in Philadelphia! Get your tickets here. They also discuss this weekend's big political news, and the question everyone has been asking: How will Andrew use the restroom after he has surgery on both of his hands this week? 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, this is Trelin from Enidist again.

0:03.2

I'm sorry to bother you.

0:04.8

I just called a few minutes ago,

0:06.4

but then I just started to Dave's episode,

0:09.6

and Andrew leads off with,

0:12.1

how do you spell Albuquerque?

0:14.6

And I was born in Albuquerque, so my dad

0:17.4

made sure we knew how to spell it

0:19.1

when we were very, very small.

0:22.2

A-L-B-UUE. R QUE.

0:25.0

Anyway, I should have tripled my donation.

0:28.0

You all just speak to me.

0:30.0

Keep going. Thank you. Bye. TVTL.

0:38.0

Okay, T-bone. Okay, T-bone.

0:40.0

Time for some serious crunching.

0:42.0

What happened?

0:43.0

He was telling me how he's the Jesse James of rock and roll.

0:46.0

And then right in the middle of a sentence,

0:48.0

Bunk, a coconut fell on his head.

0:51.0

Terry poo, Terry poo, Terry Pooh, Terry Pooh,

0:55.0

Terry Pooh.

0:56.0

That's our second Arby's in town.

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