Dead, the rice, you have really outdone yourself. The rice is great.

Well, thanks, man. That, you know what, that means a lot to me.

Dead, the rice is perfect. I mean, it's moist, it's perfectly cooked. You timed it, right?

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah so tender but it's not

mushy you know it yields to the bite but not without a little struggle you know I mean

you got to still open your mouth and chew it it's not that it just goes right in. Well it's not going to bite itself.

Yeah, I know what you're saying. And you know I've noticed lately that you've been drinking more than usual.

You know, is that I'm wondering if that's a problem or or I think the problem is you've been noticing it more I feel so full of what the opposite of shame pride no not that far from shame less shame yeah tell me an opinion that you have about something just one opinion that you have about something just one opinion that you have about something. Just one opinion that you have about anything at all.

Just share an opinion, anything, share an opinion, share an opinion, share an opinion, share an opinion,

share an opinion, share an opinion, right now, just on the top of your head, share an opinion, anything.

Try everything once, except celery is pretty much bullshit.

Don't even bother with it, big waste of time.

You sound like you might be a little bit jealous, babe.

You know, and I know a little something about being jealous because people have been

jealous of me my entire life.

Were you just using a synthesizer?

Nope.

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body.

Yup.

I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away.

Well, all right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL.

The show just might be too beautiful to live.

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