#4208 If You See Sriracha, Say Sriracha
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Andrew opens up about dealing with an audio addiction. Meanwhile, Farmer Luke has a new set of enemies, but unfortunately, he loves them. And they discuss the new sriracha shortage, which is coming on the heels of the last sriracha shortage.
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| 0:00.0 | This is stuff is so funny by the way. |
| 0:02.0 | Do the comic come up with this? |
| 0:03.0 | Because some of this stuff, like I feel like I could see somebody doing in their act, |
| 0:07.0 | right? |
| 0:08.0 | A duck is friends with a monkey who he can't swim. |
| 0:12.0 | That's hilarious. That's like something I would do I would be like you could you imagine yourself being like a duck |
| 0:17.9 | But you don't have one getting the water. Yeah, that's the way I feel every day when I when I hop on the 48 freeway. |
| 0:26.0 | Cheee! |
| 0:28.0 | T. B.L. |
| 0:30.0 | Guess what day it is! |
| 0:35.0 | It is! |
| 0:37.0 | It's Friday! |
| 0:38.0 | Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! |
| 0:41.0 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. |
| 0:44.4 | All I know is this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting. |
| 0:48.6 | You like are definitely, you're the real thing that a lot of people say. So do you think if you weren't I mean if you were less fake do you think you would be or you could or you have a desire to? |
| 0:59.0 | Meat from the street sounds like a fun tree. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words, |
| 1:10.0 | but it happened anyway. |
| 1:22.0 | All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. They're busted corny, and they wouldn't dream of taking their shirt off in front of a woman. |
| 1:27.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. |
| 1:29.0 | It is our turn. |
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