#4209 You Better Czechia Yourself Before You Wreckia Yourself

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke made it to the final game of the TBTL Little Sluggers regular season this weekend and has a full report. He also met the world's most interesting Costco sample slinger after the game.

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0:00.0	Honey.
0:02.0	Come on honey, wake up.
0:05.0	No, so tired.
0:07.0	It's our engagement party.
0:09.0	All of our friends are going to be here.
0:11.0	I don't want to talk to anybody.
0:13.6	I'm asleep.
0:15.0	Fine.
0:15.9	Put on your Cinco-Facetime party snoozer then.
0:19.0	It's the Cinco-Facetime party snoozer.
0:21.8	Sleep right through parties at social gatherings
0:24.3	without anyone noticing.
0:26.2	The Cinko Face Time Party Snoozer features five distinct audio
0:30.2	responses using my professional voice.
0:33.0	And the Cinko Face Time Party Snoozer comes with this amazing body brace
0:37.5	and earphones that pipe in soothing music
0:40.0	so you won't need to hear a single word anyone is saying.
0:43.2	My accountant tells me that I might be eligible for a 436 rebate now.
0:47.3	Sure why not?
0:48.3	As a small business owner, that's exactly what you want to hear.
0:50.5	I understand.
0:51.5	Rebate. Okay then, of course.
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