#4207 Scoogling

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Andrew realizes he has some verbal tics that he really needs to eliminate from his vocabulary. Meanwhile, Luke is floored by something that his parents did with their lattes this morning.

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0:00.0	5, 6, 7, 8, Trident gum is a chewiest gum, give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth.
0:07.6	Your teeth are bones that live outside, that hang from your lips like bats.
0:12.4	Oh, I Thai bones, I Thai bones,
0:15.0	Never forget the teeth, I Thai bones.
0:18.0	The bones that you wash,
0:20.0	and when you're a kid,
0:21.0	they fall from your head
0:22.0	and to make things that's weird we say
0:24.7	they got stolen by demon that your parents no
0:31.2	Trident in lieu of my usual audition Trident!
0:35.0	In lieu of my usual audition piece, I was a jingle for gum I just made up.
0:38.0	TBTL.
0:40.0	I consider myself to be an absolutely dead center normal average American.
0:49.0	Well my friends are just beside themselves and I'm going to get to work with the COBRO.
0:53.0	Oh God, no, please, just COBRO.
0:56.0	Let's face it, some people have a way with words, other people,
1:00.0	not have a way way I guess.
1:04.0	The man or beast that I run from
1:07.0	ain't been born and its mama's already dead.
1:11.0	I know those words but that makes no sense.
1:13.2	Hey, do you think you could be my funniness mentor?
1:15.9	I can definitely be your funniness mentor.
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