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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4206 Carpal Diem

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Andrew has been dipping into the dark arts of A.I.-generated music, and Luke is fascinated by the whole thing. They also discuss Tom Brady's regrets about participating in his Netflix roast last week.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I will not tolerate monkeys living on campus.

0:03.5

If I wanted to run a monkey hotel, I'd install a banana buffet.

0:07.5

I'd use vines as elevators, and I'd put tailholes in the bathrobes,

0:11.5

and I'd lower all the shower knobs.

0:13.4

Well, you've really thought this through.

0:15.1

And now it's your turn.

0:16.2

Brainsstorm, Idea Showers, spray your solutions all over me.

0:19.7

Well, we could seal all the vans and then pump the ducks with some kind of gas that

0:25.5

Knocks out monkeys monkey knock out gas now that's the kind of grounded sensible thinking I want to see this year.

0:32.8

TBTL.

0:35.8

Don't you latte sipping leeches understand.

0:41.3

I've seen enough of these Hollywood superhunks. We need a dumpy, unappealing

0:46.4

loser and every man. Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say, but if you thought of sausage

0:50.6

couldn't really hurt anyone, Frankly, think again.

0:54.0

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things,

0:57.4

one after the other, consecutively in a row.

1:00.6

There is something about the soul of a snake. Call County Logins, because you're in the round. There is something about the soul of a snake.

1:03.0

Call county logins because you're in the danger zone?

1:06.0

From TopCon?

1:07.0

Just be careful.

1:09.0

No.

1:10.0

You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, and the it that you heard was the things that these people

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