#4205 Nature's Blurst

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their garden hoses like only two middle-aged men can. We also get an exciting update on the TBTL's Junior Sluggers' latest exploits. And Andrew tries to explain an unusual experience he had checking out a neighborhood bar.

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0:17.0	Okay, bro. You seem hostile. Oh I seem hostile. I do seem hostile. I mean you're saying because I am hostile. I'm mad. I'm sad to be honest. I hate my life. Why do I have two name tags on? They both say currency exchange. Mm. My favorite restaurant is Italian fiesta on the south side.
0:20.0	Love that place. Them two words don't go together.
0:22.0	Absolutely. One is Italian don't go together. Absolutely.
0:23.0	One is Italian.
0:24.0	One is Mexican.
0:25.0	I used to like Lumanotti's.
0:27.0	I can't say it.
0:28.0	It sounds like a luminati.
0:29.0	Every time I eat that piece I feel like I know too much.
0:32.0	T. T.B.T.L.
0:34.0	Your mouth might be saying,
0:38.0	hey, we cool.
0:39.0	Bet your eyes are like, no, we not.
0:41.0	Nice to meet you.
0:42.0	No, it's not. Nice to meet you. No it's not. It's all good. Snow isn't.
0:48.0	You're the only one with the capacity for such tenacity and audacity. But more than anything, I admire your veracity.
0:55.0	We don't do meals in my home. No, every two hours we eat what I like to call a food teas,
1:02.0	like an oat wedge or a seaweed lozenge.
1:05.0	Can I just say, and I think this is really important,
1:08.6	so I need everyone to shut up.
1:12.1	I love your hair.
1:13.4	It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home
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