Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car?

Ever going mountain biking? What do you want to be when you grow up? What's the right tip? Have you called a plumber to your home lately?

How superstitious are you? How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?

Would you display this as a trophy? Do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth? Do you believe in the power of a curse? Have you had your hearing tested lately?

I'm planning a trip soon? Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?

Do you love to go a wandering beneath a clear blue sky?

Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?

Are you careful with your personal records?

Does your

computer ever seem to have a mind of its own? Have you ever visited a Chinatown

section in a major city? Have you ever visited a flea market? You ever visited a

truck stop? Did you ever have a job as a waiter? Have you noticed how many

successful restaurants are theme-based these days?

Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?

T.T.T.T.L.

Guess what day it is.

Guess what day it is.

It's Friday.

Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Today we are going to go over a great self-defense strategy.

Pooping yourself.

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